harry potter meme: [5/10] characters: neville longbottom
I SEE SOME OF YOU ARENT VERY HAPPY RIGHT SO HERE’S A REMINDER THAT BUNNY NOSES DO THE THING
DO NOT FORGET ABOUT THE BUNNY NOSES THING
ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull
i think what people don’t realize is that people in activist spaces don’t actually like being angry all the time
we want to be able to go about our day without constantly being on guard for casual abuse, degradation, and shitty behavior hurled our way
we’re not angry at you because we think you’re unconditionally terrible people
we’re angry because we fully believe that you can do better
Benedict reading the lyrics to R. Kelly’s song
I giggled like a complete idiot during this for two reasons: it’s hilarious as crap…but it’s also sexy as hell to hear those things coming out of his mouth. Lol.
I’m pretty sure I don’t want to listen to this because I want to sleep again. It would be that perfect sort of haunting I think.
THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK
In which John deeply regrets introducing Mary to Sherlock and contemplates his life choices.
I like especially the idea that Sherlock has read 50 Shades of Grey—possibly given to him by Mary (not that she read it voluntarily herself) to shut him up during distressingly murder-free rainy afternoons.
"Mary. I believe you promised this would provide insight into the human condition. Instead, it was simply reams of thinly disguised domestic abuse masquerading as pornography."
"Turn it over."
"How many copies sold?"
"One hund— one hundred… million?”
"There you are. Now you’re better informed about the human condition, aren’t you?"
"Does John know what a terrible person you are?"
"Fairly certain that’s why he married me. Go wash up for tea."
OMG. Yes, give me banter. :D Give me a Mary who won’t put up with Sherlock’s shit. :)
I want this so badly.